100 Funny Celebrity Tweets to Get You Through Monday

BuzzFeed put together a list of 100 funny celebrity tweets.  Here are the highlights to get you through your Monday:

1.  Kylie Jenner:  “Last night I had cereal with milk for the first time.  Life changing.”  (September 18th, 2018)

2.  Kim Kardashian:  “Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!”  (February 21st, 2010)

3.  Cher:  “Wu Tang Cher Clan”  (May 8th, 2014)

4.  Ryan Reynolds:  “Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever.  I love you with all my heart.  Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.”  (August 25h, 2016)

5.  Justin Bieber:  “I love arm.”  (January 1st, 2012) and “Why is Rhode Island nor a road or an island.”  (December 4th, 2009)

6.  Mindy Kaling:  “‘Featuring Sean Paul‘ are my three favorite words in the English language.”  (September 9th, 2016)

7.  Paris Hilton:  “Hey friends, I lost my Blackberry.  So if you’re trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones.”  (March 28th, 2014)

8.  Conan O’Brien:  “I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fist fight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.”  (November 23rd, 2018)

9.  Kris Jenner:  “I just sharted myself.  That’s when you fart and [poop] yourself on accident!”  (May 9th, 2012)

10.  Macaulay Culkin:  “Hey guys, wanna feel old?  I’m 40.  You’re welcome.”  (August 26th, 2020)

11.  Shaq:  “I’m at Knott’s Berry Farm and my butt’s too big to fit in the seats on [the] ride.  Ahhhhh  (That’s me yelling.)”  (August 20th, 2009)

 

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